You know who you look like?
Over the years, people have told me I look like many people. My cousin Reina, thought I looked like Jesssica Alba (no); my therapist thinks I look like Katie Holmes (no), and my manager at the beauty supply once made me love her by telling me I reminded her of Jennifer Connelly (ok, I will believe you!).
Today, I received the most oddball comparison to date.
I was sitting at work and the woman who serves as our Doggie Dentist was on her way out the door when she says, in her cute Southern drawl "You know who you look like? You're gonna die (dai) when I (ah) tell you!"
Now, I am always intrigued to see who people think I look like because I'm an egomaniac and mighty vain to boot. So, I'm waiting to hear the flattering news when the Doggie Dentist excitedly says, "Sylvester Stallone!"
I cannot act cool about this, but I try. I try to be gracious but in my mind I can only see Rambo. This is what I get for not wearing makeup.
She continues, "You have his eyes. He had a sister. I knew her and you look just like her."
Her recovery is tactful. Okay, I look like Sly's sister. I can handle that.
Maybe I can handle that.
posted by Adultivity @ 4:46 PM
5 Comments:
Hahahahaha! OMG, I was laughing so hard at that.
I can def see the Jessica Alba in you!
<3, Mich
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It ain't ova 'till it's ova.
Besides... what about Vida Guerra!!!! Ohhhh yeeaaahh!
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You don't look like Rambo's sister, just your boyfriend's...which is weird on so many levels.
(I'm too tired to make an account, if you don't knwo who this is then we aren't as close as I think we are...da da dum)
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